| Dear Santa,
I've been a very very naughty girl this year. First I
set my cat on fire, and then placed her in the washing machine. After
the half hour cycle, I moved her to the dryer. Her body was still in
tact, so I repeated the process, until her stuffings came out.
My
brother is 14. He just hit puberty. I taped a 9incher onto his closet
mirror, right where his golden trumph would be. I saw him looking into
the mirror one day. He was pretty happy.
Early in the year, my
ex-boyfriend said he wanted sex, I sent over my gay friend... Except...
I think he left me for that gay twat. Oh well.
So... All I want for Christmas, I won't get from you.
It's okay. I still love you, even if your wife is disgusted with your severe case of Andropause. My condolences. |
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| - Seize the Day
Thinking about it now, being reminded of things; why was there so much chaos then?
I don't like confrontations, whether I'm on the giving or recieving end. That's probably why I hate checking emails, and every time I get one from my teachers about my grade or reminded of homework, it's really sad. To think it's over and it could've been dragged longer.
We all grew up with a box of jellybeans; I think here and there they've melted and blended til there's no difference in flavors, anymore.
I really like this song. |
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| What. the. fuck. Nothing against IB. But when you get a dipshit from Cali telling you AP is a "piece of cake," be thankful you're not qualified for IB, you know it came from homo-fucking-land.
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| - Incubus - Drive
[15:49] TwilightDragon75: hmm...
[15:49] TwilightDragon75: what i wanted to do was be a cop
[15:49] T0tal BlaspHemy: ooh, or that ^^
[15:49] TwilightDragon75: so i could sit around all day eating donuts and beat up minorities at random
[15:49] T0tal BlaspHemy: =o
[15:49] TwilightDragon75: lol
[15:49] T0tal BlaspHemy: minorities minus chinese, right?
[15:49] TwilightDragon75: of course
[15:49] T0tal BlaspHemy: good good
[15:50] TwilightDragon75: but those homeless ppl get whats comin to em...
[15:50] TwilightDragon75: anyway
[15:50] TwilightDragon75: your junior? softmore? what?
[15:51] T0tal BlaspHemy: junior
[15:51] TwilightDragon75: lucky sob...
[15:51] TwilightDragon75: well dob*
[15:51] T0tal BlaspHemy: d?
[15:51] TwilightDragon75: sob=son of a bitch
[15:51] T0tal BlaspHemy: what's dob
[15:51] TwilightDragon75: dob=daughter of a bitch
[15:52] T0tal BlaspHemy: i know what sob is
[15:52] TwilightDragon75: lol
[15:52] T0tal BlaspHemy: looool
[15:52] T0tal BlaspHemy: hahaha |
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